You're here because you have questions, existential ones, the kinds that keep the mind in an endless spin cycle. Forget the wishy-washy spiritual platitudes and syrupy philosophies; we're about to unpack one of Advaita Vedanta's mind-benders: everything appears in consciousness, not to it. And yes, you've been tripping over your own feet, thinking otherwise. It's not a conversation for the faint of heart or the intellectually lazy. So buckle up.