Why You're Not Ready for Spirituality

Think you've unlocked the cosmic door? Ha! Your kindergarten crayons won't cut it.

Look, you're here because you think you're on some spiritual quest.

You've got your chakras aligned, read a couple of Deepak Chopra books, maybe even attended a weekend-long mindfulness retreat.

You think you're ready? Ha! This is where I drop the bomb: You're not ready for spirituality. You haven't even started lacing up those ethereal boots. Now, why should you listen to me?

Because, once upon a sad time, I too was ensnared in the hallucination of a spiritual journey.

The Spiritual Treadmill

You're on a treadmill. Let's say it's called "Spirituality 101."