What They Never Told You About Kundalini

The Snake You're Not Ready to Uncoil

You know what? Life's a circus, and you're stuck with the cheap tickets.

You think you're here for the main act, but you might just be settling for the bearded lady or the juggler.

Kundalini, they say it's the snake in the grass, the "ultimate" spiritual pursuit, the fireworks show you'll be telling your grandkids about. Yeah, right. Time for a splash of cold water, my friend.

Why Should You Care? Why indeed. You're just one in a sea of spiritual tourists, snapping pics of the attractions while missing the real show.

So, sit down, pilgrim. You're about to get a fresh perspective—one you might not want but definitely need.

The Illusory Oasis

Ah, Kundalini, an exotic term that dances on the tongues of yogis and spiritual wanderers.

Makes you think of vibrant chakras, spontaneous healing, and maybe even…