Step into the Abyss: The NirvanaNuke Subscriber Chat
Hey NirvanaNukers,
This is Thomas A. Vik—Tom, if you're into brevity. But hold on to your sanity: in English, I'm "Empty A. Nomaly." A punny twist on my Norwegian name, "Tom Avvik," which translates to "Empty Anomaly." Yup, I recently realized my name is a cosmic gag and, man, did I laugh.
Anyway, I've got something up my nonexistent sleeve: the NirvanaNuke: The Ultimate Unveiling subscriber chat. This isn't your grandma's knitting circle or your work Slack channel. Hell, this isn't even your so-called spiritual discussion group. This is the end of the line, a sinkhole that will swallow you up if you dare to engage.
How it Works
Exclusive Access: Like a VIP room, but instead of champagne and velvet ropes, we've got existential dread and relentless questioning. Only for the paying crowd—talk is cheap, but this chat isn't.
Mobile Abyss: Yeah, you'll need the Substack app for this. Download it, enable those push notifications, and get ready for an incessant barrage of uncomfortable insights. This is a chat that hunts you down.
Why Join?
Radical Disruption: This isn't where you come to patch up your broken worldviews. This is where they come to die.
Deep Inquiry: A question not asked is an answer not found. Here, we dig until we hit the molten core or the void. Whichever comes first.
No Easy Exits: Once you're in, there's no out. Not because you can't leave, but because you'll realize there's nowhere to go.
The Paradox: I'm selling you an unsellable idea. A boat that takes you across the river, only to spontaneously combust. No refunds, but no regrets.
To Wrap it Up
So download that Substack app, pull up a chair next to the abyss, and let's get this never-ending chat started. Come for the deconstruction, stay for the annihilation.
Cheers, Empty A. Nomaly 😉
How to get started
Download the app by clicking this link or the button below. Substack Chat is now available on both iOS and Android.
Open the app and tap the Chat icon. It looks like two bubbles in the bottom bar, and you’ll see a row for my chat inside.
That’s it! Jump into my thread to say hi, and if you have any issues, check out Substack’s FAQ.