So You've Awakened Your Kundalini? Now Meet Your New Boss

Listen up, seekers and finders.

You’ve been doing your yoga, your mantras, maybe even thrown in a few chakra affirmations for good measure. You're probably thinking you've got spiritual enlightenment in your back pocket, right?

Get this: Awakening Kundalini isn’t the end; it's the unmasking of a whole new reality, one that makes you ask who's really in charge.

Is it the almighty God or your newly awakened serpent power?

The Deception of Spiritual Triumph

You wake up one fine morning, and suddenly you're seeing the world in Technicolor.

Your chakras are aligned, your Kundalini is fully awakened, and you feel invincible. Well, congratulations! You just went from a pawn to a knight on the cosmic chessboard. But remember, you're still in the game.

Let's talk about Genghis Khan for a moment. The man conquered empires, thinking he was a god among men. Except even he couldn’t escape death or the existential void that follows.

You see, thinking that awakening your Kundalini makes you a cosmic VIP is a one-way ticket to disillusionment.

The Myth of the All-Powerful You

The whole point of Kundalini awakening is to unite the Shakti and Shiva within you.

You merge the physical with the spiritual, and you think you’re the master of your universe.

But let’s call a spade a spade. You're not the CEO; you’re middle management at best. Remember Newton's Third Law? Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. It’s not just physics; it’s metaphysics. Awakening Kundalini is an act, not a conclusion.

Your individual 'I' gets expanded, yes, but that's like a droplet thinking it becomes the ocean.

The ocean remains, whether the droplet is there or not.

The Real Boss: Meet the Cosmic Equation

So, you’ve lit up your spiritual snake.

Does that make you God? In short, no. If we all have the divine within us, then the concept of God as an external entity becomes moot. Instead, meet the new boss: the Cosmic Equation, an impersonal choreography of existence, wherein you're just one variable.

Take Einstein. His genius wasn't in creating the laws of the universe; it was in recognizing them. You’re not the choreographer; you're the dance.

Accept it, and maybe then you'll stop tripping over your own feet.

A Cosmic Reality Check

Look, the Universe doesn’t care whether you've awakened your Kundalini or not.

That’s your own personal telenovela. What matters is whether you understand your place in the grand scheme.

So, my advice? Drop the ego, drop the illusion of control, and get back to what matters: the unending journey of discovery. In the grand spectacle of existence, Kundalini is not your ticket to godhood; it’s just a backstage pass. It offers a glimpse behind the curtain, but don't mistake it for the script, much less the stage itself.

Stop asking who God is and start asking what you are in this cosmic equation. Then, you might just get a promotion from middle management to…

…something a bit more executive.