Kundalini Awakening: What Your Changing Body Isn't Telling You
So, you think Kundalini decided to play Twister with your biology.
New moles, high cheekbones, maybe a muscle you didn't know existed? Why? This is a ride down an untrodden path, my friend.
Sit tight and open your eyes wide because the fireworks are about to start.
Just a Cosmic Prank?
First off, let's call it what it is. Kundalini isn't your personal beautician or body sculptor.
It's raw, primal energy. Picture a lightning bolt inside you that doesn't care about moles or cheekbones but about tearing down your illusions. People who say Kundalini gave them new moles are like surfers complaining about salty water.
You ride the wave; you get wet. Period.
Do the Shifts Matter?
Here's where science and mysticism give each other awkward glances across a crowded room.
Your cellular structure? A mini-cosmos of primal forces. Kundalini? The eye of the storm. It rattles your biology like a leaf in a hurricane, and hey, if that results in a higher cheekbone, consider it a parting gift.
But hear this—changes to your body are about as spiritually significant as the fortune in a cookie. Entertaining but inconsequential.
Why You're Missing the Point
Einstein doodled equations, not because he loved chalk, but to understand the universe.
Similarly, don't mistake the doodles—your changing body—for the actual equations of Kundalini. When the snake uncoils, it's after bigger game: your ego, your illusions, your very perception of reality.
And unlike your mole count, that stuff actually matters.
In the End, It's a Laugh
Life's a joke, and the punchline is you.
So here's some advice you can take to your new mole or your higher cheekbone. If you're reading meaning into bodily changes after a Kundalini awakening, stop being so damn literal.
The cosmos is handing you a backstage pass to the ultimate show, and you're stuck checking the doorknob for fingerprints.
Get over yourself and enjoy the ride.