Congratulations, you escaped religion.
You’ve ditched God, Santa, politics, and scientific materialism for the ultimate truth: Non-duality.
Everything is One, there’s no self, all is Awareness. You’ve mastered the concepts, joined the communities, and speak the jargon fluently. You feel enlightened, liberated, and spiritually superior to the masses still trapped in their illusions.
Except you’ve just traded one cage for another, shinier one. You’ve become a fundamentalist of emptiness…
…and the joke’s on you.
The Mind’s Shiny New Prison
You thought you’d escaped conceptual thinking.
The mind, terrified of not knowing, grabbed non-dual concepts like a drowning person grabs a life preserver. “There is no self” becomes gospel truth instead of an invitation to investigate.
“Everything is Awareness” transforms from experiential pointer to philosophical position requiring defense. Watch how the mind operates: it takes words meant to dissolve concepts and crystallizes them into new concepts. It’s like trying to use dynamite to build a stronger foundation. The explosion was supposed to demolish the structure, not create prettier rubble to admire. Your ego didn’t die; it got a spiritual makeover and now wears robes instead of suits.
This conceptual rigidity manifests as spiritual constipation. You’re backed up with beautiful ideas about emptiness while remaining completely full of yourself. The very concepts designed to point beyond thinking become new objects of thought. You’ve essentially appointed the arsonist as the fire chief…
…and wonder why everything keeps burning.
The Enlightened Ego Parade
Your ego discovered non-duality and threw itself a party.
It joined communities, adopted mannerisms, and created a new identity: “I’m the person who understands there’s no person.” The irony would be hilarious if it wasn’t so tragic. You’ve become a member of the “no-self” club, complete with membership benefits and superior attitudes.
The enlightened ego parades around spiritual gatherings, name-dropping Ramana and debating Advaita finer points. It feels special, evolved, and certainly more awake than those poor souls still believing in separation. It’s collected non-dual concepts like spiritual trading cards, each new teaching another trophy for the trophy case of the self that supposedly doesn’t exist.
This creates the ultimate paradox: the more you identify with non-duality, the stronger your sense of self becomes. You’re like someone claiming to be humble while listing all their humble achievements. The ego didn’t dissolve; it got promoted to Chief Spiritual Officer and now runs the whole enlightenment department…
…with a corner office overlooking emptiness.
The Spiritual Bypass Express
Armed with “it’s all illusion,” you’ve found the perfect escape route from life’s messiness.
Suffering? Illusion. Ethics? Relative nonsense. Practical concerns? Maya’s trickery. You’ve boarded the bypass express, speeding past every uncomfortable human experience while claiming philosophical high ground.
This spiritual materialism masquerades as wisdom but functions as sophisticated avoidance. When confronted with genuine pain or moral complexity, you wave the non-dual magic wand and make it disappear into conceptual thin air. It’s like claiming fire isn’t real while your house burns down around you. The bypass creates a zombie-like existence where you sleepwalk through life quoting sages while remaining completely disconnected from immediate reality.
You’ve become a walking spiritual cliché, spouting profundities while stepping over genuine human experience. You’re essentially using enlightenment concepts as a sophisticated form of spiritual anesthesia…
…and the patient is dying on the table.
The Believer’s Magnificent Paradox
Who believes in non-duality?
Who holds these concepts about no-self? Who feels certain about uncertainty? The question creates a beautiful knot that ties the mind in philosophical pretzels.
You’ve spent years accumulating knowledge about the absence of a knower while strengthening the sense of being someone who knows this. This creates cognitive vertigo that would be amusing if the stakes weren’t so high. The harder you grasp “no-self,” the more self-evident the grasper becomes. You’re like someone trying to see their own eyes without a mirror, or attempting to bite their own teeth. The very effort defeats itself in spectacular fashion.
The believer’s paradox reveals the futility of making non-duality into another belief system. Every statement about no-self requires a self to make it. Every certainty about uncertainty demonstrates the believer’s presence. You’ve created an impossible situation where the very act of understanding undermines what’s supposedly understood…
…and the cosmic joke writes itself.
The Sacred Pointer Worship Society
You’ve forgotten the moon and fallen in love with fingers.
Non-dual pointers became objects of veneration instead of tools for investigation. “Awareness,” “emptiness,” and “no-self” transformed from functional directions into sacred concepts requiring protection and promotion.
The pointers were supposed to self-destruct after doing their job, like mission-critical explosives. Instead, you’ve built a shrine around them and appointed yourself as head priest. You analyze the finger, debate finger quality, and gather with other finger enthusiasts to discuss finger philosophy while completely ignoring what they originally pointed toward. This worship creates a spiritual museum where dead concepts get displayed in glass cases.
You’ve become a curator of enlightenment artifacts rather than someone looking where they point. The tools meant to demolish conceptual thinking became the foundation for new conceptual thinking. You’re essentially using hammers as picture frames…
…and calling it construction work.
The Concept Crematorium
Burn the spiritual library.
Every non-dual book, every precious pointer, every carefully constructed understanding about what you’re not – toss it all into the fire.
The concepts served their purpose the moment they pointed you toward direct investigation. Now they’re spiritual garbage cluttering your mental landscape. True freedom isn’t found in better concepts about non-duality; it’s discovered in the smoldering ruins of all concepts. Stop being a fundamentalist of emptiness and start being empty. Stop believing in no-self and start looking for the believer. The real work begins when every spiritual idea you’ve cherished goes up in flames.
What remains when the concept crematorium finishes its work isn’t another understanding to cling to – it’s the undeniable reality that was never hidden by concepts in the first place…
…just overlooked.
Nonduality didn’t save me 😞 it just handed the mic to some chaos gremlins in bathrobes.
Now they host nightly debates between “no-self” and a sock puppet named Greg.
I just make the tea ☕️
"Every non-dual book, every precious pointer, every carefully constructed understanding about what you’re not – toss it all into the fire." Including this pointer, the fire burns bigger. The self that holds no views of self does not need understanding.